Katie and Will got into an argument today over--I can barely make myself type this--who has more musical talent: Hannah Montana or the Jonas Brothers.
"Some people like Hannah Montana!" Katie asserted fiercely.
"Some people like the Jonas Brothers!!" Will shot back, just as forcefully.
"SOME people," I interrupted pointedly, "like George Strait."
As I expected, that pretty much ended the conversation. But when I glanced in the rear view mirror, I saw them looking at each other, completely confused.
Finally, Will spoke up. "Um, who is George Strait?"
Stick a knife in my heart, son, it will hurt me less.
Then Katie piped in with the equally painful, "Oh, wait, isn't that Miley Cyrus's dad?"
I guess I'll have to take my kids honky-tonkin' when we go to Austin to meet my sister's new baby.