Everyone except my mother* must click on this link immediately:
*If my mother chooses, of her own free will, to click on the link, she agrees never to tell me that she viewed the clip and further agrees never to allude to the clip or its contents under any circumstances whatsoever. And by "my mother" I also mean my father and anyone with whom I have that type of relationship. If, after viewing the clip, you ascertain that you do in fact have that type of relationship with me, the above agreement will apply retroactively. Thank you.