Exhibit One. Katie's fortune cookie from tonight:
In other news from the button factory, since we were all together and having a peaceful meal, I decided to bring something up with Scott that has been bothering me. "Scott, maybe you can help me with something. [he looks at me expectantly] I've been trying to get William & Katie to understand the difference between Santa Claus and [I can tell by his face he expects me to say Baby Jesus] .... Nana."
Without missing a beat, he said, "Santa Claus only comes once a year."