I had something happen yesterday that still has me shaking my head. I was driving and got cut off. That wasn't the shocking part, though. The shocking part was where it happened.
I was driving through the Burger King parking lot towards the drive-through when this guy swerved and stood on the gas (I wish I was exaggerating!) to get ahead of me in the drive-through line. Did you catch that? Ahead of me in line. As in, he was fourth in line instead of fifth. (It was high noon; BK was pretty busy.)
But wait! There's more! As I'm sitting behind him, partially shocked and partially amused that this guy and I would still be spending the next ten minutes together--how cozy--I noticed he had personalized license plates. So, "STAN," I would sincerely like to thank you for the the many, many giggles I've enjoyed at your expense since we last saw each other.